‘2009 Year End Just Go Away List.’

2009 was a very trying year for me, divorce and all. I find quite a bit of solace that I am not any of these people on my ‘2009 Year End Just Go Away List.’ I don’t need to be famous or wealthy that bad. I can’t turn on my television, read a newspaper or magazine without seeing these nincompoops. Although I am very biased, I have compiled this list alphabetically. I am sure that I have left out a few people. Don’t worry; I’ll get them next year. If I’ve offended anyone, get over it.

Al Sharpton.. Do you have a real job or do you just wait until something tragic happens in Black America and then open your pie hole? Don’t answer that.

Brett Favre. OK Brett, we know you can play the game of football, but so can George Blanda. Why don’t you just put a chaw in your mouth, start up your tractor and drive on down to Mississippi?

Chris Brown & Rihanna. Your fisticuffs were the best thing that ever happened to your careers.

Dan Snyder. The Redskins will never win until you appoint yourself head coach. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, you are the head coach.

Dick Cheney. Dick. Nothing more need be said.

Ellen DeGeneres. I was okay before I knew that you were really gay. (wink, wink) Now what, are you going to admit that you can’t dance? Nah.

Flava Flav & Octomom. Now there’s a couple made in heaven. Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Glen Beck. Say no to Gun Control. Like mother like son. Get it?

Jerry Springer. I know that we are all morally bankrupt. Oh yeah, thanks for the Christmas present, but I’ll pass on the prostitute.

Jim Rome. Rome is burning. Just like a pile of doo-doo.

Joseph Lieberman. Are you a Democrat or a Republican? I forgot. You’re an Independent Ass!

Kanye West. You are an idiot. At least that’s what Taylor Swift thinks.

Kate & Jon Gosselin. For some reason, I feel sorry for Kate. Who’s going to hit that with all that baggage?

Kathy Griffin. Your act is running real thin. Forget the gays. How about some comedy?

Lou Holtz. It’s okay to admit that Notre Dame sucks!

Maury Povich. I am not that baby’s daddy. Now shut it down.

Michael Steele. You are undoubtedly the second most hated black person in America. (Please see Judge Clarence Thomas.) You failed at Hopkins. You failed the D.C. Bar. You failed in business. You failed in politics. So they elect you as the Chairman of the Republican National Committee. That should tell you something, huh?

Nancy Grace. You look constipated. Go take a shit while I change the channel.

Roman Polanski. You just make me sick. Oscar or not, I will never forget that you are a convicted rapist who has yet to pay his debt to society.

Sarah Palin. The closest you will ever get to the White House is that igloo in your back yard. Go nurse your Grand baby.

Shawn Hannity. Now here’s the real Balloon Boy; what a bunch of hot air.

Steve Harvey. From a head full of hair to bald. From comedian to best selling author. I’m not buying your act or your book.

Tareq and Michaele Salahi, The White House Party Crashers. The last time I checked, Breaking and Entering was felony. If not, Pooky and dem should have been on a whole lot of Jet and Ebony covers.

The Dallas Cowboys. I just hate the Cowboys.

The Jacksons. The world is finally finding out what Michael knew all along; his brothers have absolutely no talent.

The Kardassians. I guess BBD was right, “Never trust a big butt and a smile. It’s Poison.”

Tiger’s Mistresses. You screwed Tiger. Now recognize your talent.

Tyrell Owens. Buffalo? You gotta be kidding. Who was the last player to star in Buffalo? Yikes, I almost forgot. See you in Canton. Sike.

Wendy Williams. Yuck. When did they start giving TV shows to drag queens?